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I am approximately 500% done with this “Starbucks Secret Menu” nonsense

So today a group of….caucasian young women….came to my store and ordered a bunch of drinks from the secret menu, I’m standing there confused because what in the fuck is a cinnamon roll frappuccino, and they’re looking at me as if I am the stupidest barista ever.

LISTEN

THIS MENU IS NOT A THING.

WE DON’T LEARN A “SECRET MENU” EVER.

TELL ME HOW YOU WANT YOUR DRINK MADE. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

"This doesn’t even taste like a cinnamon roll….."

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    BLESS. (for those curious, the cinnamon roll is a cinnamon dolce creme frappuccuno with an added pump of white mocha and...
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    I always make sure to have the recipe on hand because why would the Barista just KNOW what goes in a “secret menu” item?...
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    The orderers have to show like a picture or something that says what it has in it to make it. I had a Nutella frap made...
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